rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

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Timestamp: 1398288033

rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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Timestamp: 1398287969

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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andyrockcandy:

Why I really I hate the crop top movement.  

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Timestamp: 1398287917

andyrockcandy:

Why I really I hate the crop top movement.  

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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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sealsthedeals:

classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

OMG SHE’S STILL GOT IT! 

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Timestamp: 1398285714

sealsthedeals:

classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

OMG SHE’S STILL GOT IT! 

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