rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via accidentallyfuckedurdad)

(via decisivo)

(Source: guysandhighs, via 1innea)

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

(via thot420)

Timestamp: 1409673522

dolphinsweater:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

(via thot420)

(Source: womanzer, via andrewbelami)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via smhsquad)

(Source: shineeism, via smhsquad)

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

(via gingahhh)

britneyspearsuniverse:

Britney messing with the paparazzi, September 2004

(via britney2007spears)

Timestamp: 1409633789

britneyspearsuniverse:

Britney messing with the paparazzi, September 2004

(via britney2007spears)

(Source: nuggetking, via condom)

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via suckonmynick)

Timestamp: 1409632894

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via suckonmynick)

blowjab:

listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date

image

(via thrillionaire)